It rains in L.A.

The news:
We have received some news from our base on Sirius.
Everything is well.
Our guys went for a walk and ventured near a pond of amonium
The unhabitants there
are staying at bay near the petrium stalactis
as in a garnison
We are confident that our guys
are indeed colonizing the siriusians
and the name of our Lord
Is being indeed established as the one true god.
The operation at its beginning
Shortly
After the launch
Was deemed to be a search for new american territories
Outerspace
and rich in petrium stalactis
Which is what the Lord in his greatest might
Has deprived us of.

Long Live America
Long live the mission
Hail Christ
On earth and in outerspace

Amen !